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irishtiger22:

supervamp:

dumbassrights:

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

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my brain: cuz u still are. 

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OMG PHIL

heyitskyoka:

In this year…

Aries: Do not turn another human being into your entire world. Do not give up your friends, your hobbies, and your dreams for the sake of the relationship. Do not lose independence. Do not forget who you are.

Taurus: Be open to experiencing love, but do not make it a priority. Instead, make self-love, self-acceptance and self-confidence a priority.

Gemini: Stay single until staying single no longer makes sense! Safeguard your heart until you find someone worthy of holding the key. And if you do not find anyone who meets your expectations, do not settle. Do not rearrange your desires. Keep your heart to yourself. Hold onto it for just a little while longer.

Cancer: Do not fight for attention. Do not fight for love. Do not fight for any kind of relationship when the other person has already given up or lost interest. Your feelings should not be one-sided and neither the effort.

Leo: Let the people you care about know that you do. Always remind them that you appreciate the very heart within their chest.

Virgo: Allow yourself to be vulnerable… but do not allow yourself to be walked over.

Libra: Be proud of yourself for you have made it through last year! It was tough, but you survived, and that’s awesome.

Scorpio: Forgive yourself.

Sagittarius: Be kind to yourself. Treat yourself. Love yourself. Place yourself as a priority because you need to take care of yourself before you take care of anyone else.

Capricorn: Be cautious with your heart. Be wary of who you trust. Do not blindly believe excuses, do not give out second chances without any reason. Do not accept half-hearted apologies. Have standards for the people you allow into your life.

Aquarius: Wear your heart on your sleeve, but walk away from anyone who crushes that heart.

Pisces: Do not tire yourself out chasing the wrong person. The right one will not run away from you. They will run towards you.

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

Being on tumblr after the update like

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ass-warship:

geekandmisandry:

aunt-mimi:

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

ardhangini:

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

Y'all better be drinking water.

randomstabbing:

isohels:

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm